Sunday, October 29, 2006
Thank you Noodle O' God
Brings me starchy goodness and
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Centennial, CO - A woman who stabbed her young granddaughter 62 times with a butcher knife after she received "spiritual messages from the geese flying overhead" has been determined to be criminally insane by the state mental hospital. Carol Pappas, 53, is accused of stabbing her 21-month-old granddaughter, Madison Pappas, on Oct. 29 at her son's house in
Anyone else see a pattern here?
PRESENTING TELESCOPIC PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
AS IF ANY WERE NECESSARY!
This image provides incontrovertible proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
This is a picture of the earth-based telescope that captured this image.
Notice the uncanny resemblance to a 'dalek.'
So Fellow Pirates and Wenches, sail forth and spread the word of the One True Creator of the Universe and All Within It - May His Noodly Goodness Nourish and Sustain Us All.
Hungry for more? Go to: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Telescope images courtesy of NOAO/AURA/NSF.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Use your newborn as a weapon!
From the New York Times:
Authorities say [Chytoria Graham] grabbed the infant by his feet and swung him, hitting her boyfriend and fracturing the baby's skull.
No word on the boyfriend's condition.
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
September 29, 2006 | Issue 42•40
WASHINGTON, DC—Led by a bipartisan group of senators critical of White House policy on suspected terrorists, the Senate passed a bill Thursday that prohibits interrogators from exceeding 100 amps per testicle when questioning detainees. "Even in times of war, it is counterproductive and wrong to employ certain inhumane interrogation techniques, and using three-digit amperage levels on the testicles of captives constitutes torture," said Sen. John Warner (R-VA), who has also supported reducing the size of attack dogs and the height of nude pyramids. "Using amperages of 99 and lower, with approved surge protectors on the jumper-cable clamps, are the hallmarks of a civilized society." The legislation did not address amperage restrictions on suspected terrorists' labia.